Fuck you, Mr. President.

I'll be the first to admit, I don't trust you, Mr. Obama. Not really you, so much as what you represent; I don't see as you any type of individual, just the figure head of a big ugly machine. Sure, I've been annoyed, maybe even jealous when so many people love and admire you, trust you, defend your obvious "rough edges". But I never really thought of you as just some actual human being.

However, watching you answer your "open to questions" (which is an excellent idea) questions, I am filled with rage, at you. You talk about the loss of jobs as going to get worse because "that's what typically happens in a recession," like it's a fact of life. Granted you're not lying, but you're also avoiding the underlying question--WHY THE FUCK ARE WE HAVING THESE FUCKING RECESSIONS. What is it about this wonderful free/regulated market that causes this inevitable speculation and collapse? "There there children, I know it hurts to watch the ugly mean rapist rape your mother every week, but we are working on ways to get him satisfied faster so he gets out quicker." There's clearly an underlying flaw that any student of economics can recognize.

Dear Mr. President... I noticed that our health care rating by the WHO leaves us in 37th, just two spots above Cuba. Sure that's weighted for equality of coverage among citizens, and what do the democrats care about that? But anyway, I was wondering what you were going to do to make health insurance cheaper and more available.

Well, see, I'm black and change is what we need, so, we are going to not pay doctors based on how many surgeries they do, but rather on how they perform, and, we are going to do things like invest in prevention so kids with asthma aren't going to the emergency room. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO. Are surgeons fucking up so many surgeries that if they didn't get paid for the ones they fucked up we'd have enough money to pay for everyone else to get surgeries? Are kids with asthma a big drain on the health system?

What about pills that are fucking $1200 a month, or shots for fucking 5k a pop.

Oh, and while we're at it. FUCK EVERYONE IN THE ROOM THAT YOU WERE IN GIVING THESE ANSWERS. "Oh there was a question about whether legalizing marijuana would help the economy" (room fills with laughter). Yeah the joke's on us, assholes. How many billions of dollars do we suck out of tax payers' pockets to pay for asshole cops to arrest people using and selling marijuana, and how many billions of dollars do we spend keeping them in jail, which is a double whammy. These people can't create value because we are paying other assholes to keep them locked up at a budget rate of $80 a day per prisoner. Plus the court costs. Fuck you and the banking industry campaign contributions you rode in on.

"I don't know what this says about the online audience-ha." Yeah suck a big fat white banker's cock, Mr. President. A bunch of rational people not buying into the 40 year old war on drugs. What does that say about us?

It says a lot, actually. It says we were easy enough to dupe into thinking that somewhere in our hearts maybe, just maybe, you'd honestly look at that question, wonder why it fucking DOMINATED every category, and say, just maybe legalizing pot isn't a laughable idea. But no, you answer "No. I don't think it's a good way to help our economy" to fucking applause. Who the fuck are these people? Was there a little sign some faggot campaign manager was holding that said "clap" when you said that, or are the people you surround yourself just the true fucking scum of the earth?

I mean, can you really get 100 intelligent halfway decent human beings in one place to applaud to completely disenfranchising at least 40% of the population? That's just the people who actually want it legal, add in the people who don't want it legal but realize it would help the economy, and that's everyone with an IQ above 85.

You're a douche bag lying mother fucker, and I'm still glad you won over McCain. Oh and firing bad teachers is a great idea, except you piece of shit you will probably just use whatever legislation you put in place to fire any teacher that puts a spark of rationality and critical thinking into any student's head.